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Didn't know whether to post this in Punchlines or here. I guess this is the appropriate place. If you like 'em, I've got several more. :) :)

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
 
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OK, you asked for it. Here's 3 more. :D :D

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
 

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OK, you asked for it. Here's 3 more. :D :D

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
These are great!
 

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Q 1, they were great, keep them coming..... :D
 

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LMAO Thanks for the laugh! :D
 

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OK guys. By popular demand, here are my last two and a closing comment.

Give me a "rim-shot" on the snare drum, please.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Libya : They want a new Muslim leader. Give them ours.
:D :D :D :D :D
 

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Really, these are good!!
 

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Thanks for the entertainment. All funny but true.:)
 

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Encore!!!
 

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Why won't Obama release his birth certificate? The ink isn't dry yet.
 

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Very funny. Thanks for the laughs. And don't hesitate to post more
 
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