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1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the butt-head’s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
 

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#7 You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd... but you can be happy if you've a mind to.
That might get tricky - how do you get them to hold still long enough to put the roller skates on?
 
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