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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a ******* who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the ******* and asked for permission to marry one of them. The ******* simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want. "The man dated the first daughter. The next day the ******* asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice... pigeon-toed." The ******* nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the ******* again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell... cross-eyed." The ******* nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the *******... "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her."
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this just goes to prove my point d&a won't work on red necks as our all match lol.
 

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quote:Originally posted by sheepdog

Strong resemblance to her cousin, maybe?....
I had a Great Uncle that lived down in Newkirk Oklahoma, about 15 miles south of Arknsas City. There was a really pretty girl that lived next door to him. I took her out several times & we had a good time together. One evening, when I stoped to pick her up for a date, Uncle Elmer called me over to where he was sitting on his front porch & said "Hey, dumb-ass, how long are you going to date your cousin?"
That was our last date!:D
 
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