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Q: In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last one

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page

Q: The Verde River flows in which state?
A: A liquid

Q: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage

Q: What is the main reason for failure?
A: Exams

Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner

Q: What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half

Q: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It will simply become wet

Q: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps at night

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand

Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands

Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack

Shoot, I would have given him 100% for thinking outside of the box.
 

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Good one.

Intelligence is all a matter of who scores the test!
 

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O a test in required class in 8th grade called "Health" the question was asked,
"What would you do if you came in contact with Poison Ivy?"

Since I do not react to poison ivy, and the questions clearly asked What I would do, I answered that I would do nothing and went on to explain why.

Of coarse I did not get credit for my answer and, of coarse, I argued my point, but the teacher would not budge!

What a butt head! :)
 

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Had a teacher in senior English ask a question that started "In your opinion". One of my friends argued that his opinion was correct for his answer because it was his opinion. The teacher finally gave him credit for a correct answer three weeks later. Persistence.
 

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He will make an excellent lawyer.
 

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Once, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know!
 

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A+ for excellent thinking!
As a former teacher...this kid got 'em all right! I've had kids answer quizzes and tests like this...freakin' hilarious!

The kids who answered stuff like this for me were (typically) really intelligent...they were just having fun! (Verbal quizzing...they had the 'correct' answers every time!)

They're kids...there was times I let 'em have a little fun!
 

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Good.
 

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