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Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

Titanic: Cost — $19.95
Clinton: Cost — $19.95

Titanic: Over three hours to read.
Clinton: Over three hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a BS artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica -- Let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary -- basically the same thing.
 

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:D :D :) :p. :eek:

You know both will end when you start. :rolleyes:
 

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A+ :D
 

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:D

i appreciate the laugh on a friday night!!!
 

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Let's not go there....!!! :D
 

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:D:D:DYep yep yep!
 

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The only differences:

Titanic: Rose dies.
Clinton: EVERYBODY wishes Hillary, and to some extent, Monica, would die. :D

Titanic: Rose was believed to be beautiful.
Clinton: Monica and Hillary - Lets not discuss any further. :eek:
 

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:D. A++ ...... Good book report
 

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:D:D:D
 

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Pretty much.....
 
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