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New Drink
>>> A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
>>> sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about
> this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
> excited
>>> she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
>>> After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
>>> bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the
>>> bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The
>>> boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
> First
>>> you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of
>>> Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
>> juice.
>>> So, the boyfriend, trying to go along an d please her, goes for it.
> He
>>> puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot
> of
>>> Baileys. .......smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
>>> He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and
>>> drinks it. In one second the sharp lime taste hits......At two
> seconds
>>> the Baileys curdles... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste &
>>> mucous-like consistency hits...... At four seconds it feels as if he
>> has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but
> being
>>> manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the
>> now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his
>>> girlfriend, and says, 'Jesus, what do you call that drink?'
>>> She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'

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We call it a cement mixer up here!!! You can actually float the baileys with the lime juice. You then take the shot and swoosh it around in your mouth and swallow. It'll curdle on the way down.
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