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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Ruger P90DC, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done any thing to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Ruger have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Wonder why this street is so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing…. I need to debate this with some friends for few days, and try to come to some sort of consensus.

Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click…. (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”

Wife: “You AIN’T taking that to the Taxidermist
 

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???????? 40 ????????---------I'm a Deep Southerner-.45 is our skunk caliber down here:D:D
 

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** Changes Glock 40 to Ruger P90DC **
Is that better?
 

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Maybe he didn't shoot quite that many times----maybe his daughter didn't know the difference between a bullet and a BB---but there's no gettin' 'round that redneck Mama's comment---right on!!!
 

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I am a special breed... A West Virgina "hill billy" transplanted via Southern California to North East Arkansas "redneck"... [^]
 

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I'm a midwesterner but must have some 'southern genes'. Shot a hundred rounds through my KP90D at the range last night. Unfortunately, there were no Islamic terrorists around.
 

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Some consider Kentucky the Midwest and some consider us the South. I think I identify more with being a southerner however. :D Great joke!
 
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