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A young man from out of town walked into a diner and sat down.
The waitress came across and asked "What will you have"?
"I'll have bacon overcooked, eggs sunny side up and rock hard, wheat toast burnt and coffee cold and bitter" he replied.
The waitress thought that a little strange but asked "will there be anything else".
"Can you sit down and nag me for a while" he replied, "I'm homesick".
 

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hello my friend; i thought at first you were talking about my ex. i then realised it was a joke. funny how ones mind can play tricks. Dixie is still stuck with her; and me for that matter!
 

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hello my friend; i thought at first you were talking about my ex. i then realised it was a joke. funny how ones mind can play tricks. Dixie is still stuck with her; and me for that matter!
G'Day Mate, could have been speaking of "my" first wife also.
Couldn't cook if it meant saving herself..... :eek:
Kindest regards to you & yours my friend.
 

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TskTskTsk to ya's! :p
Hey, hey, good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' something up with me?
Hey, hey, sweet baby, don't you think maybe,
We could find us a brand new recipe.

I got a hot rod Ford and a two dollar bill,
An' I know a spot right over the hill.
There's soda pop and the dancin's free:
If you wanna have fun come along with me.

Hey, good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

I'm free and I'm ready, maybe we can go steady.
How's about savin' all your time for me?
No more lookin', I know I've been took in:
How's about keepin' steady company?

Well, I'm gonna throw my date book over the fence,
An' find me one for five or ten cents.
I'll keep it 'til it's covered with age,
'Cause I'm writin' your name down on ev'ry page.

Hey, hey, good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
 

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Hey, hey, good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' something up with me?
Hey, hey, sweet baby, don't you think maybe,
We could find us a brand new recipe.

I got a hot rod Ford and a two dollar bill,
An' I know a spot right over the hill.
There's soda pop and the dancin's free:
If you wanna have fun come along with me.

Hey, good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

I'm free and I'm ready, maybe we can go steady.
How's about savin' all your time for me?
No more lookin', I know I've been took in:
How's about keepin' steady company?

Well, I'm gonna throw my date book over the fence,
An' find me one for five or ten cents.
I'll keep it 'til it's covered with age,
'Cause I'm writin' your name down on ev'ry page.

Hey, hey, good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
How about some Rotolini di Pasta Agli Spinaci?
Oh, that's right, you're into the Micky D's club scene lately...:rolleyes:
I think you said that you're still 10....LOL
However, I do like the Ford Cyclone!
 

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How about some Rotolini di Pasta Agli Spinaci?
Oh, that's right, you're into the Micky D's club scene lately...:rolleyes:
I think you said that you're still 10....LOL
However, I do like the Ford Cyclone!
Yes I'm still only ten but I like older girls. :D I got home a few hours ago so no more Micky D's for me.
 

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