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In honor of the 44th president of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road .

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.

The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!


When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.

Aren't you just stimulated?
 

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It's $2.00 for the ice cream and a $90.84 healthcare tax.
 

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Barocky Road: The chocolate half of the mix is bitter... very bitter!
 

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Brilliant analogy!
 

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and if you dip it in chocolate.....it will cover up whats really on the inside. Add sprinkles to make it look attractive.
I was under the impression that it's a hollow shell like a chocolate Easter bunny.
 

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And for a five thousand dollar "donation" they will provide a bottle of this to wash it down with.
 

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Sounds like a road that is covered with shovel ready 'stuff'.
 
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