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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "Okay, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.

Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "Oh my God, I was riding the mare!"
 

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LMAO! I don't know where you come up with that stuff JB.
 

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Hey iffin they lined your outhouse walls with newsprint you'd be a might smarter ya know'd..... even if it is newsprint from the 1880's I stills gettin smarter every time I go'd in dere. :D
 

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Yup, used to learn a lot in Arbys when they had a decor of old newspapers...got there a little late for the sales, though...
 

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He's usin' the pages left by all the folks who weren't smart enough to w............the corn cob folks....they were an irritated tribe, if I remember-walked funny all the time....
 

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I think they all moved to Washington, D.C. and got gov't jobs, didn't they?
 

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Dang sure glad I found this one.... better stand back, I'ma gonna let go in here.......

 

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...now we tie the cowboy's rope around the little house and spook his horse-see the little house get dragged into town...
 

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Hey Sheepdog, do you suppose thats the mare he was riding when he, you know, met the snake. If we could get a closeup and see if he looked like Clark Gable.
 
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