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When you ask for something make sure you speak up in case that person > is hard of hearing............

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were fishing one day when Boudreaux pulled out a
cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Thibodeaux for a light.

"Shure, I got a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box,
he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Jiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Boudreaux, taking the huge Bic lighter in
his hands. "Where did yew git dat monster??"

"Well," replied Thibodeaux, "I got it from my Genie." "You gots a genie
in dat tackle box?"

Boudreaux asked "Yep, I shure got one. It's right here in my tackle
box," says Thibodeaux. "Could I see him?"

So Thibodeaux opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.

Addressing the genie, Boudreaux says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
your Master, will yew grant me one wish?"

"Yes, I will," says the genie.

So Boudreaux asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back
into the tackle box leaving Boudreaux sitting there, waiting for his
million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is soon filled with the sound of a million
ducks ... flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Boudreaux yells at Thiboduaux.
"Jumpin' Jimminy Crickets! I axed for a million bucks, not a million

Thibodeaux answers, "Yup, I forgot to tell yew dat genie is hard of

Do yew really tink I axed for a 10-inch Bic?"
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