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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female
driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing
the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his
arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS
smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing across the Nation.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so. :p
 
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Too much math. Ruined the joke (if there was one there somewhere).
 

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Message approved.. Thumbs up..
 

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Maser, who peed in your Wheaties? With all due respect, there is something seriously wrong with you.
 

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:D
 

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YUP. No argument from me. ;)
 

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Yup...don't be the guy that trips that trigger!
 

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:rolleyes: Let's see ... What is the cost of bullet-proof glass ?
 

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Reminds me of the time when my father-in-law came home literally LOL'ing and repeatedly telling my wife, "someone gave your mom the finger!" :D

When I was younger, I thought that men are reckless drivers. Now, the last thing I want to see in my rearview or side mirror is a female driver.
 

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Yup. Kinda like playin Russain roulette with a :mad: Water Buffalo.

YOU AINT GONNA WIN ! ;)
 

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What dcdixon said.
 

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While working in the armored car industry I saw a sign above the desk of one of our female office workers (who also doubled on the trucks) which read:

"I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?"
 

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Discussion Starter · #17 ·
BTW, little known fact - "PMS" also stands for "Pat Must Suffer". Signed, Pat
 

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Pretty much.....
 
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