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A week before he was to be married, the groom went to visit his intended bride. The door was answered by the bride's sister, who is a drop-dead-gorgeous, solid 10, blond, wearing only a skimpy bathrobe. The sister said to our hero, "my sister is out for the afternoon. I've always liked you, come on in."

Our hero turned and walked away and after going a few yards, his future mother-in-law ran from the house and caught him. She explained he was being tested to see if he would be faithful to her daughter. She told him he passed the test with flying colors.

The moral to the story is....

...Always keep your condoms in your car. [8D]
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