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What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
 

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
 

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane
Tell me about it...... :rolleyes:

You must really be in a bad way, hiding in punchlines. :confused:
 

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Tell me about it...... :rolleyes:

You must really be in a bad way, hiding in punchlines. :confused:
Wow you saw right through me.:eek:

You Know Your Old When:

1.You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
3. You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
4. The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
5. Things you buy now won't wear out.
6. When happy hour is a nap.
7. When you can’t remember how old you are
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
9. You wear black socks with sandals.
10. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
12. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
13. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
 
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