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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says:
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .


"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
 

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Now this one I just have to copy and pass on....
 

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Well JB,... I wouldn't kick all Blonds outta bed for eating Crackers...<:))

OK SheepDog,... How's this PIC...??? This is a Tavern, so how about you buying a Cold BEER for this fella... He looks Drier Than A PopCorn Fart...<:))

SheepDog,... I feel sorry for all the Gunner's that didn't get to meet Pammy, and Buy her a Drink...<:-((

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ROTFLMAO! Good one JB:D
 

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Put a sweater on that girl,Sergeant, if you're gonna bring her in here...we got ladies here...I mean wives...I mean ladies who are wives....heck, YOU know what I mean...tell her to go get dressed and we'll always remember the first time we saw her....and our wives will let us come back......
 

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Festus???? Is that you?????? Oh, well, at least it's not the other end:D Buy him a beer and put it on my tab...just don't tell the SPCA....

You know, Sarge, your quick reaction probably saved some of our marriages, but I can't say as when I've seen a pair of jean overalls change your perspective SO MUCH......
 

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I would like to remind everybody that this a family Board. Some of us have Wives and Daughters on the Board, so please keep it where they can enjoy it like we do. Thanks
 

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we bein' good...we bein' soooooooooogood.....Hush, Festus!!! Somebody get him another beer...
 
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