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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking
sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been
a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a
blond anymore. Duh . .
 

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A young man decided to stop at his blond girlfriend’s apartment to see how she was dong.

He went up the stairs, knocked on the door, and went inside after the lovely young blond let him in. He followed her to the kitchen, where she sat down and started working feverishly on an array of objects on her kitchen table.

After a few minutes, the young man an asks, “Aheeem……what are you doing?”

“I’m working on a puzzle,” she answers.

“What kind of puzzle?” asks the boyfriend?

“It’s a picture of a tiger,” she answers as she shows him the box with a tiger on the front. .


The boyfriend looks at the box and looks at the lovely blond feverishly working, and says; “Sweetheart, I don’t know how to tell you this, but those are Frosted Flakes!”
 
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