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The old British sailing man-o-war was crossing the Atlantic when a French man-o-war was spotted. The captain ordered "Sound battle Stations" and cabin boy "Bring Me My Red Coat".

The cabin boy quickly returned with the captain's red coat and while the captain was buttoning the coat the cabin boy asked "Sir, why do you wear your red coat when you are going into battle?" The captain replied "If I am wounded, the red coat will hide the sight of blood and the men will not become discouraged and give up the fight." The cabin boy said "Brilliant sir!"

Weeks later the British ship had arrived in the Carribean and sighted a strange ship flying no flag. As they sailed up alongside the strange ship it suddenly hoisted the Skull & Crossbones. The captain shouted to the cabin boy "Cabin Boy, Bring Me My Brown Pants."
 

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Good one.
 
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