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Bubba was a hunter and loved his deer steak cooked on the grill. His neighbors enjoyed the smells but during the lenten season they were not permitted to eat the steak on Fridays. The smell of his steaks one Friday evening was more than the neighbors could bear. They mentioned this to the Priest. The Priest thought about it and decided the solution was to convert Bubba to Catholisism.

He went to see Bubba and after some classes and meetings Bubba was to be accepted into the church. That Sunday Bubba went up front and the Priest sprinkled him with Holy Water and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

The neighbors were happy with this but once again that Friday evening the smell of grilled steak coursed through the neighborhood. The neighbors called the Priest for help. The Priest was more than just a little displeased and headed right over to straighten Bubba out.

Just as he walked through Bubba's gate and into the back yard he saw Bubba splashing some water on the steaks and heard him say, "Y'all wuz born a deer, y'all wuz raised a deer, but now y'all is a catfish"
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