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One day bubba went riding in his truck and had came apond this
sound of a thousand's bee's.
He looked around and had seen this guy on his dirtbike.
Bubba stoped the biker and ask him where did he get that thing?
The biker stated, "well sir, i had seen this here bike in the local
paper the other day and brought it"..
He said that it cost him a $700.00 dollars.
"holly cow, bat man", bubba stated.
For that price, i can make my own bike.
Well, bubba said bye to the guy and went home to ponder his
idea of making him a dirt bike..
Bubba looked in the backyard, and in the barn, and all bubba could find to make him this bike was his cow. So he loaded-up bessie, put a bean bag on top, put his best socks on her feet, tie
a rope around her neck, bubba hop-on bessie and rode the hills.
This is how to make a bubba dirt bike..:)
 

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Ha!
Well, I guess insurance is not necessary.
Another saving. ... :D
 

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900 pounds, and less than 1 horsepower.
 

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Gotta send that to the wife. She rides one, a Kawasaki that is.
 

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A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to get by..
 

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