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Work Harder - Millions on Welfare Depend on You
Driver Carries No Cash - He's Married
Can't Feed Them? Don't Breed Them
I'm Busy - You're Ugly - Have a Nice Day
4 Out of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions
The Shortest Sentence is "I am." The Longest is "I do."
I'm Not an Alchoholic, I'm a Drunk. Alcoholics Go To Meetings
Gun Control Means Using Both Hands
Jesus Is Coming - Look Busy
If Money Is The Root Of All Evil Why Do Churches Beg For It?
Cat - The Other White Meat
Guns Don't Kill People - Drivers With Cell Phones Do
Keep Honking - I'm Reloading
Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an ass
Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
The proctologist called... He found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody but me."
If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander..It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
 
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