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An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get that Idiot to reduce the price. See you later, grandpa.”
 

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Don't mess with senior citizens ... they will either get even or shoot you!
 

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.... oh lord, wont you buy me
a Mercedes Benz...
 

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:D. Mmmmmm ....... Where's my granddaughter ? Hit speed dial
 

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Good one!
 

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:D:D:D:D:D
 

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.... oh lord, wont you buy me
a Mercedes Benz...
"...my friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.."
 

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:D
 

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sorry my friend but I stole this and sent it to a couple of relatives, hope you don't mind
 

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WTG ... I don't care much for car sales people ...
 
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