Ha that's funny. As a young boy I seen my dad get hit more than once from a 1911. Pretty sure he made up a few cuss words as wellWhen I first got my 1911, the full sized .45, the directions didn't say "Wear a face shield and goggles!" It did say something like be careful or something like that. Too many words...who needs directions? My basement floor has 2 bushings hiding under something. (No, I didn't learn after the first time!) My son liked the gun so I gave it to him; with two extra bushings and a spring.