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A passenger in a taxi heading for the airport, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The cab driver screamed, lost control of the taxi, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the taxi.

Then, the shaking cab driver said, "Are you okay? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The cab driver replied, "No, no! I'm the one who is sorry. It's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I drove a hearse for over 25 years."
 

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I can see how that could happen..... ;) :D
 

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Haaaaaaaaaaa! Didn't see that coming! :D :D
 

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I'm sure there's plenty of taxi drivers in NYC who feel their passengers are zombies. ;)
 

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10-4 on poo pants.
 

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It's been a long day. Took a couple seconds to get that one.
That's a good one.
 
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