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CONFUCIUS SAY........

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally Confucius say last, but not least:

“A lion would not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”
 

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep ****.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say too damn much.
 

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Wise words.... :D
 

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too funny...ahhh that was good.
 

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Man who argues with girlfriend about losing her key, get no new key.
 

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Real funny....haha. Idiotic actually!
 

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Woman who rides bicycle pedal ass all over town.
 
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