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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep ****.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say too damn much.
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