One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet-so the teacher prodded him about his father. He replied "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the money is really good, he goes home with them." The teacher, shaken by this story, put the other children to work and then took Justin aside to ask him "Is that really true about your Dad?" "No," said Justin. "He works for the DNC and is helping to get Hillary Clinton nominated, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."