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Just at the moment when the dentist was leaning over towards his new patient to start on her root canal, he was startled & said:

"Excuse me, Miss, but those are my testicles that you are holding."

"I know", she answered sweetly, "Let us be very careful not to hurt each other....... OK?"
 

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I'm staying away from dentist jokes.
 

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A young Dentist had just started his own Clinic. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office. Wishing to appear the "busy dentist", the gentleman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone".
 

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Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson

Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.
 

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My dentist, whom I see once every 3 or 4 years whether I need to or not, should have retired years ago, but he's a sick gun nut and cheap. The worst thing about him is he is alway unshaven and looks like a slob, drinks too much coffee, and doesn't wear a mask to protect his patients from his breath !! :D
 

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A young Dentist had just started his own Clinic. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office. Wishing to appear the "busy dentist", the gentleman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone".
Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson

Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.


Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson

Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.
Dude! You're on a roll. Some good ones, too. Frankly, I didn't know there were so many dentist jokes. :D
 

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OK, how 'bout this one:

A husband and wife enter a dentist’s office.

The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’

‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’

The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’ :D :D
 

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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
 

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OK, how 'bout this one:

A husband and wife enter a dentist’s office.

The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’

‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’

The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’ :D :D
Thats bad. And by bad I mean its good. :D
 
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