[303lithgow]

A young Dentist had just started his own Clinic. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the front office. Wishing to appear the "busy dentist", the gentleman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had to give an appointment.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone".

 

[303lithgow]

Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson

Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.

 

[303lithgow]

I'm staying away from dentist jokes.

I'm just here to see the hygientist.

 

[303lithgow]

OK, how 'bout this one:

A husband and wife enter a dentist’s office.

The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’

‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’

The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’

Thats bad. And by bad I mean its good.

 

[303lithgow]

Dude! You're on a roll. Some good ones, too. Frankly, I didn't know there were so many dentist jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly I didn't know there were so many dentist jokes.

Oh, sorry wrong thread.