[mudpuppy]

September 2012 Report:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

 

[kingpins9]

Not too far from the truth.

 

[303lithgow]

Not too far from the truth.

You got that right.

 

[pizzapablo]

What about the number of Vets placed on the "watch list"?

 

[txcoastie]

As a vet, I understand your comment, but wasn't Timothy McVeigh a veteran. Remember him. The Oklahoma City Bomber.

 

[shuvel]

Not too far from the truth.

Sad, but true!

 

[303lithgow]

As a vet, I understand your comment, but wasn't Timothy McVeigh a veteran. Remember him. The Oklahoma City Bomber.

The joke was about 2012, not 1995. We could go back to 1963 with Oswald or to 1966 with Witman.