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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little 5 year old girl, who had just opened her
book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What
would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it an! d says. "Hummm, I
have no idea."

Well, the little girl responded, "Do you feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

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quote:Originally posted by Baldy

ROTFLMAO!:DWhere's Rman he'll get a bang out of that one.:D
You're right about that Baldy! I'm still laughing.:D:D:D Good one Tom.
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