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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since
she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll
leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on
the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque'

'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother
you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk
to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever
seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the
carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'

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