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Drunk, piloting a 7000 ton, 423 foot cargo ship...

He hit Scotland at full speed, totaled the ship.

Drunk Russian sailor

Definitely a career-limiting move.
 

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Well, he obviously missed the class on Continental Drift and didn't allow for it. :D
 

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Must have been an autopilot designed by Tesla
 

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Must have been an autopilot designed by Tesla
Actually, according to the investigative report, the watch alarm system had been switched off, as was the electronic chart system's alarms which would have warned the vessel was off track... Seems the only stuff which was functioning was that which could be reached from the watch officer's chair without having to get up.
 

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So, we have a Russian sailor drunk on rum, who runs a cargo ship aground on Scotland.

There's an ethnic joke in here somewhere, but I lack the wit to write it.


Jim
 

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Can't they think of a more catchy title? Drunk Russian Sailor sounds so... average and par for the course.
 

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Can't they think of a more catchy title? Drunk Russian Sailor sounds so... average and par for the course.
Drunk Russian sailor sounds so...redundant.


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Drunk Russian Sailor Rums Into Scotchland On Winesday, Febeery 18.
 

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:D. Could have been looking for a drive-thru. ...
 

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So, we have a Russian sailor drunk on rum, who runs a cargo ship aground on Scotland.

There's an ethnic joke in here somewhere, but I lack the wit to write it.


Jim
Yep..... ;) :D
 

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So, we have a Russian sailor drunk on rum, who runs a cargo ship aground on Scotland.

There's an ethnic joke in here somewhere, but I lack the wit to write it.


Jim
Or the makings of a great limerick...

There once was a sailor from Russia.......... Nope. That's all I got. :eek:
 
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