[sheepdog]

HeavyJ-Goldie's a big improvement-at least she won't be scarfin' up the banana pudding-probably don't have enough teeth to handle the Nilla Wafers---maybe you could stick to food and let 2400 handle the waitress thing----our sweet Molly makes every other attempt seem like a loser...and don't give us the old "beauty is only hide deep" either.....just trust us-them two don't belong in a fine establishment like ours-we're cultured! Now some of the guys got blood pressure and weak hearts-Molly keeps us calm and happy-don't be draggin' up any more scary things or you'll have to dig a long, deep hole.....

 

[sheepdog]

Now I can SEE that just fine-Calvin-hope you're rentin' out that advertising space and gettin' big bucks....maybe I can sell a few banners to Veterinarians and Pet Shops and pick up a few bucks, too!.

 

[sheepdog]

JB-been awhile since I could enjoy them MilkBones-my top tooth don't meet with my bottom tooth well enough to chew 'em-Molly's got me on soft foods and my OWN box of donuts, though-SOME folks care about an ole dog's well-being....why don't YOU try the MilkBones and quit tryin' to rustle my donuts?????!!!!

 

[sheepdog]

Coffee's on-gotta work today so I'm grabbing a quick cup-thanks, Molly, for leaving you-know-what you-know-where for you-know-who------------sure tastes good with my morning coffee!!!!

 

[JB]

quote:Originally posted by sheepdog

JB- YOU try the MilkBones and quit tryin' to rustle my donuts?????!!!!

Okay YOU WANT DONUTS, YOU GOT EM start woofen them things down......

I'll start my day with steak and eggs, and some great coffee Molly, thank you very much. Miss Molly knows me well enough to bring me a nice hot cup....

 

[RNettles]

Good morning to all... Pass the coffee, please...

 

[rman]

Morning everybody! Is molly coming in today? I'm stuck at work today...got to shut down a bunch of servers and have a tech coming in from Kansas City this morning to update the firmware on the SAN. Bummer - I'd like to be sleeping about now. Save me a donut Sheepdog.

 

[Baldy]

Good morning y'all. Oh I need coffee bad this morning. Going to eat light and head to the church house.

 

[Heavy J]

Heavy J asked me to come in and fill in for Goldie due to she was arrested for illegal bingo and indecent exposure. Hot steamy coffee... anyone?

 

[rman]

Mercy!

 

[white dog]

I'll have two...er ... Bacon and eggs and coffee please maam.

 

[JB]

Spozen she's a gonna say..... "coffee, tea or me" real cute like, and curtcy for us too.

Whitedog, quit droppin your eatin wear on the floor, so's the new girl will pick it up for ya's...... everytime you do that all the guy's are spillin their coffee all over the place like they got the shakes or sumtin....

Yep, I know'd what she's a wearin... but I want my food served hot by a waitress, and not served cold by a hot waitress

Oh lordy... sheepdogs across the room with HarvyJ makin her a pick up sometin off the floor........ there goes the blood presure again.

 

[2400]

Morning boys! I see your friend is here to help you out today Molly, I'll have coffee please.

 

[kansas45]

Of all the day's to be late for coffee................

 

[Calvin Wiles]

It's amazing how things calmed down after Molly got here.

 

[JB]

quote:Originally posted by KP97DC

It's amazing how things calmed down after Molly got here.

ROFLMBO - They're all afraid of gettin their ears slapped back.... I aint seen one piece of nothin hitting floor since Molly came on duty.

 

[Heavy J]

Good evening you all, hungry?? This is what's for supper here tonight.

Is someone going to help with the dishes tonight??

 

[sheepdog]

Molly, I don't know what all those guys are a'slobberin' over-I've been faithfully waiting for you all day-ain't noone can hold a candle to our Molly---thanks 2400!! Dishes-HeavyJ I leave my dish clean enough to serve someone else in-why can't the rest of these guys just do like I do?

 

[sheepdog]

Don't be fooled-I snuck around behind this new girl and it ain't nuthin' but Pam with a pretty-girl suit on---she couldn't get it zipped up all the way and it was obvious we been tricked again-dontcha wish you'd all have just sat quietly and waited for our Molly?!!

 

[sheepdog]

OK Rick, you're tryin' to be cool like Calvin butcha can't do it-Calvin is Country Cool!! Or did you rent out the space to someone-if so, show us the new gun!