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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants wearing sungalsses?


Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
 

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Q. Whats the differance between grapes and elephants?
A. Grapes are purple.

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants?
A. Here comes the grapes. (He was color blind)
 

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Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
 

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Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
 

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Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.
 

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Q: What's the difference between an Afican elephant and an Indian elephant?
A: About three thousand miles.
 

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Q: What has two grey legs and two browm legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhoea.
 
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