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Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
A. Elephino.
A. Elephino.
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Q. Whats the differance between grapes and elephants?
A. Grapes are purple.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants?
A. Here comes the grapes. (He was color blind)
A. Grapes are purple.
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants?
A. Here comes the grapes. (He was color blind)
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A big horny wrinkled mess.
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I resemble that remark !A big horny wrinkled mess.
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Ya, who is that Sightngrl to talk about us like that!
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LOL Just imagining the visual is cute. Dr Suess needs to use that in the next movie.
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Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.
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That joke is so stupid its funny!
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I know I lmao.
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Q. Have you ever seen an elephant in an apple tree?
A.. Works doesn't it?
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We have simple minds here in the forum.
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