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First time sex
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> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
> announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out
> and make love for the first time
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> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
> trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
> it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
> hour.
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> He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd
> like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
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> T he boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be
> rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
> girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
> parents, come on in!"
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> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
> parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
> head.
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> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
> down.
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> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
> minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
> the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
> pharmacist."
 

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a good laugh was what I needed ... that was good even though I have read it before
 

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Ah yes, those days at the pharmacy looking for the sheep intestine condoms and getting coaching from the pharmist. Buy a three pack after much debate and then be there bright and early the next day for another purchase. Youth, you gotta love um.
 
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