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1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It is very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
 

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and for goodness sake, never let any one or all of them meet your wife.
 

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An old Navy toast:

"Here's to wives and sweethearts - may they never meet."



Jim
 

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LMAO. on #5 . Didnt see that coming. :D:D
 

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Here is three rules I have lived by, and told friends to live by:

1. Do not get married.
2. If you do get married, do not have children.
3. If you fail to follow rules 1 and 2, DO NOT ask me for further advice.

Simple enough for most people to follow.
 

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I am happily married for 35 plus years and reaised 3 great daughters all of whom have husbands and masters degrees and I have 5 wonderful grandchildren.
 

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I am happily married for 35 plus years and reaised 3 great daughters all of whom have husbands and masters degrees and I have 5 wonderful grandchildren.
My wife and I are coming up on 30 years later this year and we got married at 19 & 20: and our oldest so is 26 :D I was lucky though... I had 2 sons! I didn't need to worry about a younger version of me showing up at my door to date one of my daughters :D
 
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