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One night a father overheard his son saying his prayers
"God bless Mommy and Daddy and Grandma. Good-bye Grandpa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon
forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. About
a month or two later the father heard his son saying his
prayers again "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Good-bye
Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Well, the
father was getting more than a little worried about the
whole situation. Two weeks later, the father once again
overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye
Daddy." This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack.
He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work,
so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through
lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home. He
was still alive! When he got home he apologized to his
wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work
today." "You think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE
HAD A BAD DAY!", the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on
my doorstep this morning!
 

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Whodat? Dere you are!!! Needed a laugh today-glad you showed up with one!!!
 
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