Funny picture thread

bearcatter said:

I think that's an aircraft carrier .....

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Been there....done that

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married.
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

laidlerj said:

I went into the Army and my good friend joined the Navy. A few years later, I asked him what it was like being at sea and he said:

”Much like being in prison, with the added possibility of drowning.”

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Did the same back in 1966 when my friend ended up running a Gunboat up and down the Mekong Delta where the danger lies in LEAD poisoning instead of drowning.