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Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get
acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton
if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he was astonished to
see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold
urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his
discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom,
the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled, and said to Bill....

"I found out who Pissed in your Saxophone."
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