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Get Out Of The Car - NOW !!!



An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males
in the act of leaving with her vehicle.


She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,


"I have a gun, and I know how
to use it!
Get out of the car -
NOW !"


The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.


The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
to load her shopping bags into the back of the
car and got into the driver's seat.


She was so shaken that she could not get her key
into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
she realized why.


It was for the same reason she had wondered
why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two
12-packs of beer in the front seat.


A few minutes later, she found her own car parked
four or five spaces farther down.


She loaded her bags into her own car and drove
to the police station to report her mistake.


The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale men were reporting a
carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
and carrying a large handgun.


No charges were filed.


Moral of the story?


If you're going to have a
senior moment...

make
it memorable!
 

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Get Out Of The Car - NOW !!!



An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males
in the act of leaving with her vehicle.


She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,


"I have a gun, and I know how
to use it!
Get out of the car -
NOW !"


The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.


The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
to load her shopping bags into the back of the
car and got into the driver's seat.


She was so shaken that she could not get her key
into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
she realized why.


It was for the same reason she had wondered
why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two
12-packs of beer in the front seat.


A few minutes later, she found her own car parked
four or five spaces farther down.


She loaded her bags into her own car and drove
to the police station to report her mistake.


The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the
counter, where four pale men were reporting a
carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
and carrying a large handgun.


No charges were filed.


Moral of the story?


If you're going to have a
senior moment...

make
it memorable!
man. I am in tears right now....wooohahahahahahaaaaaaa !!!!!! good one !!!!
 

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Many years ago my parents came out of the movies, walked to their car, dad unlocked the door, they climbed in and mom told dad someone had stolen thier bowling equipment out of the back seat!! About the same time dad realized that the key wouldn't turn on (this was back when you had a door key and an ignition key), he looks up to see THIER car two more up the street!!!
 

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Bless her heart..
 

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:D. Ouch ... My sides hurt. Thx
 

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Pretty funny. :D


Reminds me of about 2 years ago, I took the wife to town. It was raining pretty good, so I dropped her at the door to the store, and I went and parked. A few minute later, another pickup the same color as mine pulled in the same spot and dropped his wife, only he was one of these " special people" who just stay parked in front of the door. My wife came out of the store and jumped right in his truck.

I was laughing so hard I couldn't move for several minutes, because my wife scared the hell outta that guy. I could hear him screaming like a little girl 50 feet away,,,,,,, with my windows up. :D

I always wondered if he still parks in front like that, or he learned a lesson about being an ignorant self important jackass. ;)
 

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Pretty funny. :D


Reminds me of about 2 years ago, I took the wife to town. It was raining pretty good, so I dropped her at the door to the store, and I went and parked. A few minute later, another pickup the same color as mine pulled in the same spot and dropped his wife, only he was one of these " special people" who just stay parked in front of the door. My wife came out of the store and jumped right in his truck.

I was laughing so hard I couldn't move for several minutes, because my wife scared the hell outta that guy. I could hear him screaming like a little girl 50 feet away,,,,,,, with my windows up. :D

I always wondered if he still parks in front like that, or he learned a lesson about being an ignorant self important jackass. ;)
Now that's funny
 

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Good thing she wasn't in New Jersey!
 
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