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1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds may count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do carry a .45?". The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a .46."

6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity!!!

7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"
"No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."

8. Beware the man who only has one gun.
HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house, - to which I said I did.
She said "well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets.

"She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?"

My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching afire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."

An unloaded gun, . . . is just a club.
 

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:) excellent
 
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