[303lithgow]

Q: What did the really ugly man do for a living?
A: He posed for Halloween masks!

 

[303lithgow]

A few days after Halloween, Sally came home with a bad report card. Her mother asked why her grades were so low.
Sally answered, "Because everything is marked down after holidays!"

 

[303lithgow]

Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A: In a blood bank.

 

[3482jl]

Halloween

Q: What did the really ugly man do for a living?
A: He posed for Halloween masks!

So who IS the really ugly man?

 

[303lithgow]

So who IS the really ugly man?

Why? Are you looking for work?

 

[xtratoy]

The old man asked little Johnny who was dressed as a Pirate "Where are your Buccaneers?" Little Johnny replied "Their on my Bucking head!"

 

[303lithgow]

The old man asked little Johnny who was dressed as a Pirate "Where are your Buccaneers?" Little Johnny replied "Their on my Bucking head!"

lmao