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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at
his drink for half an hour when this big
trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,'
the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I
can't stand to see a man crying.'I'm sorry fella,
I didn't mean to cause you pain....

"'This is the worst day of my life,"' says the little
guy between sobs.
'"I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was
late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in
bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came
to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an
end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
danged poison.'"

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Wow - and I thought I had bad days!:D
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