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HELGA NEEDS A BEER
It was a hot day in Minnesota .

Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and
then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as
she walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked
up and asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer"

"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"
 
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