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Subject: When Osama bin Laden died.........

When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the
Pearly Gates.

He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you
try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and
shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and
the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed their
anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin
Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 70 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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Mongo, if they put you on gatewatch it'd be rainin' empties down here!! Just in case that woods kitty had nine lives!!! Come to think of it -let's give you a list and a coupl'a cases!!
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