A Cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle when he comes upon a restaurant operated by a fellow Cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked at the menu....
++ Tourist......$5
++ Broiled Missionary.......$10
++ Fried Explorer.......$15
++ Baled Democrat or Grilled Republican.......$150
The Cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for politicians?"
The cook said, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
++ Tourist......$5
++ Broiled Missionary.......$10
++ Fried Explorer.......$15
++ Baled Democrat or Grilled Republican.......$150
The Cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for politicians?"
The cook said, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
