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Some people in Jackson County, Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalts" and "shalt nots" in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into " Jackson County " language.... No joke, read on...

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN.)

(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
 

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makes perfect sense to me.:)
 

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You got to admit it makes everything simple and easy to understand. Of course that good Corn Likker sometimes steers 'em from the right path.:D
 

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just like that other topic here---so easy a caveman can understand it!
 

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quote:Originally posted by jaredshs

:DI'll drink to that!
Whare did ya put my shine ?:)
 
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