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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
 

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You must have a better class of slime up there...down here, we have to use pictures...they can't read......
 

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You must have a better class of slime up there...down here, we have to use pictures...they can't read......


Sheepdog, your wife will stay with you forever because you are cheap entertainment!! I have dibbies on your brain when your days here are over - well, that is if no one in the family has use for it. Family first is what they always say.
 

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Heck, you can have it now...nobody in my family has any use for it NOW...and there's other parts available, too....
 
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