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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world……...
Then He made the earth round.
 

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Proof that God has a sense of humor.....
 

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A son asked his mother the following question:


' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her
son and replies:


' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. '


The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.



' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '


The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


'Son, all household appliances come in white '.
 

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I may not be a great husband but after 32 years my wife is used to me.
I may not be a great husband either but after 42 years my wife has learned to accept or ignore my ways.
 

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A son asked his mother the following question:


' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her
son and replies:


' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. '


The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.



' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '


The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


'Son, all household appliances come in white '.
Do you know which hospital the husband is in?:D
 

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Women marry men hoping to change them and we never change.

Men marry women hoping they will never change but they always do.
 

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Women marry men hoping to change them and we never change.

Men marry women hoping they will never change but they always do.
Ohmygosh! Finally.... a guy that admits that women start out nice, sweet, and patient...but HAVE to change/adapt in order to cope with the man's ways!!!!! LOL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

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When the preacher ask the wife to say "I do" it's never a good sign when she replies "I used to..."
 

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Ohmygosh! Finally.... a guy that admits that women start out nice, sweet, and patient...but HAVE to change/adapt in order to cope with the man's ways!!!!! LOL :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I never said that................and you always tell me what I said. :D
 
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