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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world……...
Then He made the earth round.
Then He made the earth round.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
A: A rumor.
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an urban legend....
one of the wonders of the world
a serial killer trying to lure you in
a freak'n mistake?
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Me
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Ted Bundie comes to mind.
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I was afraid it might be her that started the thread.......
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No I started it knowing she comes here a lot.I was afraid it might be her that started the thread.......
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A son asked his mother the following question:
' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her
son and replies:
' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. '
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white '.
' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her
son and replies:
' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. '
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white '.
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I may not be a great husband either but after 42 years my wife has learned to accept or ignore my ways.
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Do you know which hospital the husband is in?
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Women marry men hoping to change them and we never change.
Men marry women hoping they will never change but they always do.
Men marry women hoping they will never change but they always do.
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Ohmygosh! Finally.... a guy that admits that women start out nice, sweet, and patient...but HAVE to change/adapt in order to cope with the man's ways!!!!! LOL
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When the preacher ask the wife to say "I do" it's never a good sign when she replies "I used to..."
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or "I might if..."
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I never said that................and you always tell me what I said.Ohmygosh! Finally.... a guy that admits that women start out nice, sweet, and patient...but HAVE to change/adapt in order to cope with the man's ways!!!!! LOL
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