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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil-wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrive. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman shouldn’t wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the candy and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never spent a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my whole life!'
 

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We were camping in the high country. I asked my wife if I could spend the day fishing the creek,probably wouldn't be back till dark. She said no problem,enjoy yourself! I got back to camp and she was fit to be tied! Seems she had forgotten it was our anniversary,too,and acted like it was my fault. She must've remembered a couple hours before I got back and had plenty of time to get all ginned up about it. Live and learn.
 
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